Pump My Blood

Derived from East End (London) gang culture in the 21st century, from organised crime factions such as The Firm or Yardies.
To boast about someone else's possesions or actions.

"You've got a nice car"
"Yeah, pump my blood"

by Dr. P. Robbins March 14, 2005

lady love pump

when a woman expells air from her vagina during love making/having sex

she let rip a right lady love pump last night when we were doing it.

by jigglybobs September 8, 2009

Madden Ass Pumping

The act of melting down a Madden CD and placing it into a syringe then injecting the hot liquid into one's ass like a steroid injection.

Adam melted Madden for Eric because the game was so garbage. Then Eric bent over and got an injection of Madden. This is Madden Ass Pumping.

by AFNLD December 16, 2010

Scala Gas Pump

To put your ass in someones face and fart.

I just gave Plasker a good Scala Gas Pump

by Corey J December 10, 2008

lil pump gay

ur gae lol fag

carl: stfu lil pump gay
steven: dies

by lolbigname May 31, 2018

Faulty Fuel Pump

The act of somebody defecating into another person's asshole and after 2 days, they trade. This repeats until a person cannot fit any more in their asshole.

Person 1: Hey, want to play Faulty Fuel Pump?
Person 2: Sure, be prepared to clean up, things are going to get messy.

by CrabFucker69 November 28, 2022

Pump My Maw

Hit MTV show in the style of Pimp My Ride, but instead of old, haggered, ugly cars, it's old, haggered, ugly mums, and they don't get pimped, they get pumped. Hosted by Dr Alex Morton (Totty).

Friend: "Did you watch Pump My Maw last night"
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."

Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."

by Totty is a sex pest March 3, 2009