pandy pounds

Excessive weight gain caused by the pandemic

I need to get back to the gym to lose these pandy pounds

by beatsmeoff September 28, 2021

dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat

yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her

by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017

Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly

“What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded”

“Oh no”

by straightvibin December 09, 2020

Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.

I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.

by July 21, 2022

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 03, 2009

top pounding

When you slam a girl hard and fast for a short amount of time

Hey babe keen for some top pounding tonight

by booger246895 March 19, 2014

eight hundred pound gorilla

its a realy fuckin phat gorila

oy that harabe is a eight hundred pound gorilla aint it.

by Ujico November 21, 2018