Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
Get the Wonkey ponymug. it is a concealed word that deals with sex servers who stand on city corners. Used in the presence of little kids as a reference of the word "whore" in plural, sounds like horse.
At the jail, most of the female offenders have been working on the street as Ponies.
She is just another Pony.
She is just another Pony.
by The_Bambino_88 September 9, 2010
Get the Ponymug. A female with a cock and is a furry and is bisexual otherwise known as E-slut And she is a pony and she laughs like a walrus for example hey look its a E-Slut pony
by Trace did it August 26, 2019
Get the E-Slut Ponymug. Gaining an almost immediate liking towards ponies/horses after being around them maybe that day or the day before.
by 2knugget March 24, 2023
Get the Pony Bugmug. A man of Celtic or Irish decent (usually a ginger) who wishes to be an Italian Stallion without meeting the requirements for such a title.
by Lalalaquitia April 18, 2010
Get the Celtic Ponymug. Generally taken by women and gay men, always infront of a mirror and generally slightly to the side. Back-leg is hyper-extended, front leg is balanced on tiptoe, head is tilted to the side with. Trying to look casual when infact they've taken 30 shots and deleted 29 already
by monkey_trainer April 1, 2019
Get the Show-ponymug. by PinkNobCheeze69 December 5, 2018
Get the Ponymug.