bitch in my pocket

when you get rid of one of your ho's, and the bitch follows you around like she's still yours. it's like you've got a bitch in your back pocket all the time. very annoying.

dude 1: dude that janelle ho has been followin me around for days, callin me and shit. its's bout to drive a nigga crazy!

dude 2: looks like you got a bitch in your pocket bra!

dude 1: damn man!! i got a bitch in my pocket! shit!

by the funny guy and his friend September 21, 2009

keep your tongue in your pocket

shut up

hey, stupid. keep your tongue in your pocket.

by smalls626 April 18, 2011

Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."

Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!

by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022

alabama hot pocket

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

by Vlorg August 19, 2006

chinese hot pocket

Te act plucking a woman's vagina hair with your teeth until she ejaculates all over you

Keisha felt lonely so austin gave her a Chinese hot pocket

by krispy_NEC November 26, 2014

loose as a clowns pocket

a loose woman

that Sian Mgee is as loose as a clowns pocket

by billy bob May 14, 2003

out-of-pocket

To front money you don't expect to get back, refunded, or applied to future expenses (as in pulling cash out of your pocket).

I wanted to get that fish-food service, but I had to come up with $45 out-of-pocket.

by Anonymus Bosch June 20, 2006