stilton piglick

The moment of realisation in which having gone down on a female you realise her vagina is that of such gut wrenching fish-cheese-dirtity one begins to retch in disgust yet attempt to stifle the notion however result by making a high pitched squeal much like that of a pig

Keith: You know you should get that checked out..

Fatima: That squeal wasn't a stilton piglick was it?

Keith: I'm afraid so.

*Fatima weeps*

by glandular poet January 15, 2012

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Twig Piggler

Someone who is skinny but eats like a pig.

Jon is a twig piggler, he eats all day long and is still as skinny as a pole.

by Wins April 3, 2012

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wiggly piggly

innocent name for a dick

oh my god you sucked his wiggly piggly in the woods

by lolbants October 22, 2015

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texas ping-pong

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so

" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"

by Blast169 June 26, 2016

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Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.

Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!

by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016

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