Sexy Pickle

A sexy pickle is the rarest and most beautiful of all creatures. No girl could possibly hope to compare to a sexy pickle in any aspect. A sexy pickle is in a way an alpha female, the most beautiful of all females, the sweetest voice of all females, the best smelling of all females, and the best freckles of all females. One thing to take caution about sexy pickles is their high sex drive. Although not at all overwhelming, it can be surprising how often this creature of pure beauty can lust. There is only one sexy pickle in existence, and nothing can ever compare to her. Sorry boys you are all shit out of luck because she is mine.

My heart melted when I looked into my sexy pickles eyes.

I love my sexy pickle.

by gamer_69 September 16, 2022

Pickle Rick

It refers to the Main character Rick from the show Rick & Morty. He turned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Pickle Rick:"I'm pickle Rick"

by Potato of Terror April 1, 2020

pig pickle

When a man falls asleep while fornicating with an overweight woman resulting in hours of sleep with a submerged penis resulting in a pig pickle.

Ah man. I fell asleep in fat ass Tina last night. My dick is still a pig pickle.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

Pickled Swine

An overweight lazy good for nothing fuck

That bitch aint nuttin but a pickled swine

by Tiny Meats July 7, 2018

Pickle Poke

Pocking someone with their penis

Josiah really likes to be pickle poked when he’s talking to his Roblox girlfriends…

by XannyCandy April 25, 2022

The Squire's Pickle

Refer's to: as is, A male's reproductive Organ,
Fallows penile

Penis

"You wanna Succ The Squire's Pickle"
"Only if the tips don't touch"

by Based Stick Man July 5, 2017

pickle smash

When you knowingly have vigorous sex with someone who has herpes all over their penis.

They toatally did the pickle smash with that guy last night.

by WildNSFW45 August 22, 2017