Phantom

A bowel movement that requires tremendous force, but leaves no evidence in the bowl.

I think I got a hernia from that Phantom.

by Krakfeend January 24, 2016

Phantom Texts

When you are certain you feel your phone vibrating inside your pocket only to find you don't have your phone on you.

I spent a minute searching for my phone, just to find I haven't got it on me, I must be getting phantom texts.

by askannAar January 25, 2016

Phantom Shitter

Someone who shits on the floor of a public dressing room or toilet with the intention to cause homur or havoc

I saw the work of a Phantom Shitter yesterday. I caught a Phantom Shitter in the bathroom

by BossSauce210 January 30, 2016

Phantom Shitter

The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".

The Phantom Shitter has struck again, this time killing hundreds of people in Paris!

by Prisoner of Afghanistan February 4, 2016

pandoo

A pandoo is the surprise when shit hits the dick as it lands into the toilet.

Man, that pandoo scared the shit out of me I had to wipe my dick off.

by ifuckinanimiteobjects February 28, 2016

phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom

Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night

by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016

Phantom Tongue

The feeling similar to a phantom limb when after you've made out with someone, you can still feel their tongue in your mouth.

Girl 1: Hey how was the party?
Girl 2: Eh, I still have a phantom tongue from when I made out with Joey .

by ?idk?definition April 17, 2016