pee cake

The dessert ordered for a friend at said friend's birthday dinner while he is in the bathroom in order to create an element of surprise.
Friend 1: Hey guys! Now that the birthday boy is in the bathroom, what kind of pee cake should we order for him?

Friend 2: I've looked at the menu and I think he'll like the chocolate cake. Get a candle in it!
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Why my pee pee magenta?

In order to nut in black and white you must first get magenta pee.
Him: Why my pee pee magenta?
Printer: to nut in black and white.
by Fishyotter November 01, 2018
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Pee Wee

Crack; $5 worth of Crack
Fuckin clown ass niggas be servin up Pee Wees down on my block.
by White boy who smokes bud July 18, 2003
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Pee Stick

Where you have an erection, and try to pee, so you start hitting people or objects with it to lessen your erection, and as you are doing so, you start to pee on everything. And someone pukes.
"Man I was trying to pee and when I hit the door with my penis, I peed on my cat and he threw up!"

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by tacobellnuts9vsMcDonaldsMcSack February 17, 2011
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pee-asco

A peeing fiasco - in other words, a situation in which one is simply unable to urinate, despite several efforts, because of a number of possible reasons, including but not limited to:
1. A boisterous neighbour in the neighbouring cubicle talking about his weenis.
2. Your friends cheering you in the toilet, "Go pee! pee! pee!"
3. A really really tall guy in the next cubicle.
4. The professor who taught you adaptive wiener filters coming into the toilet just as you try to let yourself go.
5. Someone washing their hands in the toilet sink and flicking you with water, yelling "pee hands!"
I'm waiting for you to leave before I pee, or I'll end up with a pee-asco.
by pandagaaru February 19, 2011
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