Really?..... “SeE gUyS!? We ToLd yOu ThAt YoU jUsT hAvE tO *blah blah blah* (Words that literally translate to ‘Ram our cervix with a giant wiener’) “ He also doesn’t sustain them.... so there is that.
Hym “Come on now. Is it really THAT hard to admit I was right? I mean really! Rizz!? You niggas love making shit up, don’t you?
Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! GaMe Is ReAl!!!”
Hym “NO! You like fat cocks bitch. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to work.”
Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!”
Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!”
Dr. JerpJoop “BuT mArRiAgE!”
Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?”
Dr. PaulDaughter “.........”
Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy people’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you people drive me crazy.”
Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! GaMe Is ReAl!!!”
Hym “NO! You like fat cocks bitch. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to work.”
Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!”
Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!”
Dr. JerpJoop “BuT mArRiAgE!”
Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?”
Dr. PaulDaughter “.........”
Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy people’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you people drive me crazy.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
by Kientmalungkotbohai December 15, 2022
A person who thinks they've got "game" and can attract partners easily (most of the time the people who use this referring to themselves do not possess rizz).
Chad: Yo I hella rizzed that girl up
John: You didn't rizz shit she's calling the police
Chad: No she's totally into me dude
John: She's running away
John: You didn't rizz shit she's calling the police
Chad: No she's totally into me dude
John: She's running away
by .bloody November 02, 2023
A word used by gay Mexican kids who are in the friend zone, also can be used as a replacement word for jizz.
Diego: Dude I have so much rizz, but I’ve been put in the friendzone 37 times!
Ex. Omg I’m about to Rizz all over Selena’s asshole!
Ex. Omg I’m about to Rizz all over Selena’s asshole!
by TakaRaka December 18, 2021
by TodTheTruck February 21, 2023