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luke and matt

combination of people that have bad hygiene. but their faces make up for it. they have nice facial hair. they're kinda funny 2
Look at those guys. They look like a luke and matt.
by starwarsluke123 February 13, 2017
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The Matt Werring

Probably the rowdiest person you will ever meet. A man among men that backs down to no challenge. More than likely will bang your girlfriend then take your mother home in the same night as well as stop by your sisters place.
Man I wish I was The Matt Werring!!
by AllAmericanGing December 3, 2016
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Matt’s alright

The best content creator out there, also the driver of the Sus Bus™.

Matt’s alright, especially on Thursdays 🥸
1: you hear about Matt?
2:yea, i’ve heard Matt’s alright.
by Bes Mean May 26, 2021
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Matt bottom

Matt bottom:
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:

'What length Pyjamas do you where'

'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'

A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair

A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.

This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.

Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'

Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
Luke:' look at that eighteen year old kid in the park, that's defo a Matt bottom'
by Cheekynandos May 14, 2015
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Metal Matt

An awkwardly long hug. Usually performed by your awkward friend. The hug may contain rubbing, patting or a combination of the two. As you start to pull away, they'll just grab onto you more.
Dude, Casey's metal matts make me feel like cutting off my arms so I don't have to hug him anymore...
by Fatdrumhighmatt! September 11, 2011
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matt haskins

Will be seen eating out of a flask. Has many nicknames (matt flaskins, backflip haskins, chad, eugene, maaaatt haaaaskins, solid gold ect. Very good at parkour
Matt haskins do a triple parkour backflip
by scorchedbeach June 12, 2016
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PEB-MATT

PEBCAK's little brother, it stands for Problem Exists Because Matt. A popular term among office network engineers and IT support departments, it arose due to a need to discreetly describe issues that are purely caused by a guy called Matt.
Matt: My code doesn't work.
You: PEB-Matt?
Matt: Oh yes you're right, i'm a moron and forgot the semicolon.
by svenkle January 22, 2019
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