Web-locking

Doing non-work related activities while on the clock.

I fired my worthless employee, when I caught him web-locking on the cnn homepage.

by Third Floor Productions December 13, 2008

Jam Locked

To Chill Meaning Jam out and the Locked stands for the area is locked by your crew and kno one can enter this domain.

Yo conor we got this area jam locked boi.

by Crunk Bastard December 26, 2008

Num lock

Typically used for the autorun function on any online MMORPG, it is the gamer's equivalent to cruise control.

person 1: "Can you believe how far it is to the next town?"
person 2: "Nah its easy, just num lock and go grab a snack"

by NihilistX February 22, 2011

Closet Lock

A person of the opposite gender with whom a homosexual flirts to attempt to remain 'in the closet.'

Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.

by IHatePoorna April 22, 2011

meat lockas

Meat lockas are when somebody has really big hands that are good for locking meat. As in eating a lot of food. Mainly noticed on men with big hands or even gorillas.

Girl 1: "DUANGGG girl you see that guys hands?"
Girl 2: "let me look!"
Girl 2" "WOW those are some big meat lockas"
Girl 1: "I'd like to see those in action"

by meatlockaenvy July 7, 2011

Caps Lock Mode

When a person on a forum or chat room is either extremely excited or angry, they put on caps lock for more than 5 minutes. May also use many exclamation marks, making them an "exclamation whore" in "caps lock mode".

<AlkazarPwns>: WOULD YOU SHUT UP I AM SO SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT! YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME! UGH!
<Samantha1786>: Good god, would you get out of caps lock mode and type like a person who isn't on the internet for the first time in their lives?

by tendollarlameo July 14, 2011

homework lockdown

staying in your house rather than going out to party in order to get a long homework assignment finished

He's in Mandarin homework lockdown learning to count to 100 by tomorrow.

by RockerHZ September 30, 2011