by Hoes mad 69 June 26, 2018
A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
by B1992 June 29, 2016
by Clevemeyer October 21, 2015
Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.
Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"
by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016
Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.
Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"
by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016
Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.
Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"
by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016