by Ass Turkey April 03, 2018
Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .
JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker
Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong
Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong
by Chinese goverment May 04, 2021
someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker
girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
by yumclump September 18, 2017
A swiss fella who thoroughly enjoys and takes pride in their nation's cheese. The history of the lickers has deep roots into the association of homosexuality.
The cheese lickers are often found to immigrate to the US and have issues importing their computers into the country.
The cheese lickers are often found to immigrate to the US and have issues importing their computers into the country.
Clarke: Have you heard from David lately?
Dominic: Nah, I don't really talk to that filthy cheese licker.
Clarke: God I hate when Swiss blokes non-stop yap about their country.
Dominic: Those brain dead cheese lickers never know when to shut their mouths.
Dominic: Nah, I don't really talk to that filthy cheese licker.
Clarke: God I hate when Swiss blokes non-stop yap about their country.
Dominic: Those brain dead cheese lickers never know when to shut their mouths.
by grizloy March 08, 2024
by Hoes mad 69 June 26, 2018
A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
by B1992 June 29, 2016