portal key

A virtual item used in the augmented reality game Ingress used to make links, fields and remote recharge portals.

Did you know that recycling a portal key will give you 500 Xm?

by Benbe April 18, 2016

Sticky Keys

When you and your boys get together in a circle and all jizz onto a laptop, and then one guy has to do an engineering assignment in MATLAB on it right after

You trying to play sticky keys later?? Daves got a chromebook we can use

by Google Buddies November 10, 2021

Skeleton Key

An underbarrel shotgun used by the Rainbow Six Siege™️ operator Buck.

It lets you create sightlines anywhere at the cost of damage.

Useful, i guess?

Teammate 1: "Yo, can you skeleton key this here wall? It will make a great sightline.'
Teammate 2: "Yeah sure!"
*BANG BANG*
Teammate 2: "Home improved."

by в о л к September 5, 2020

Off Key

Off Key

Off key describes someone who suddenly proclaims that they're going through her menopause.

Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."

by Usebleach May 28, 2022

kei

she's very pretty she's perfect and everything, literally tloml her smile makes me blush a lot, she's also puts a lot of efforts on everything, i love her so so so much

ugly guy: "kei is such a weird name"
me: shut your ugly ass up

by someone u might know xx April 11, 2022

FPS Key

A money whore companys way of making you able to play BO3.

You must acquire this item from supply crates.

"Wanna play BO3?"
"No I don't have an FPS Key"
"Fucking idiot, learn how to become lucky"

by Aqolloz June 27, 2016

key tout

Various meanings depending on context. Some are; to leave somewhere, to go into town and also to hang around outside a closed key-cutting shop offering to sell keys at extortionate prices to people in dire need of them.

What shall we do today? Key tout?

I believe that man's a Key Tout!

by Dafe July 6, 2003