Noun
(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)
Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.
(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)
Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.
“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.
by dungdoit May 16, 2019
by Malathyi October 06, 2021
by Malathyi October 07, 2021
When you're at a point in life where no matter what you're presented with, it's a come up from the position you're in.
Even though he had just lost both legs in a car wreck, meeting that pregnant chick was a Kelly come up for him
by Auctiondude July 22, 2022
by Pseudonym1090 November 18, 2020
Matthew Kelly is a very dumb Asian boy who is a great at rapping. Matthew Kelly has just released his new album on Spotify. He likes to watch prawns in class, especially religion
by Henti lover November 23, 2021
Matthew is a very hard-working and co-operative person who watches prawn in class. He is from South Korea and his favourite food is sausages. Matthew is a very nice person to his parents whom he loves very much.
by Henti lover November 23, 2021