When you're at a point in life where no matter what you're presented with, it's a come up from the position you're in.
Even though he had just lost both legs in a car wreck, meeting that pregnant chick was a Kelly come up for him
by Auctiondude July 22, 2022
by Pseudonym1090 November 18, 2020
Give a hostile account of something Democratic, untrue from beginning to end in its critical points. The account is usually adapted from fake news without conscious recognition that it is fake.
The term derives from one unfortunate White House press conference.
The term derives from one unfortunate White House press conference.
He tried to pull a general kelly, but it was an unlucky general kelly because the video of the event immediately went viral.
by less-is-more October 24, 2017
Matthew Kelly is a very dumb Asian boy who is a great at rapping. Matthew Kelly has just released his new album on Spotify. He likes to watch prawns in class, especially religion
by Henti lover November 23, 2021
Matthew is a very hard-working and co-operative person who watches prawn in class. He is from South Korea and his favourite food is sausages. Matthew is a very nice person to his parents whom he loves very much.
by Henti lover November 23, 2021
by larkin cool awesome sauce December 11, 2022
When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.
by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018