by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021
Get the Flat 3 shuffle mug.When you and another person come up to a path (like an intersection, a doorway, or a narrow hallway) where only one person can go, and you politely tell them to “go ahead” and they say “no, no, you go ahead” and then you both wait, and then go at the same time thinking that the other person will not concede, and you repeat this at least one more time.
Two drivers pull up to opposite sides of a 4-way stop at the same time. One is turning left, the other is going straight. The person going straight signals to left turn person to “go ahead”, while at the same time, the person turning left signals to the person going straight to “go ahead”. They signal back and forth and then wait, and eventually concede at the same time. They laugh and repeat the polite shuffle at least once more.
by LogicMonkey March 22, 2024
Get the Polite shuffle mug.When a ramon tries to shuffle the deck but it was literally just cut one time. In other words he did jack shit.
Don't ever ask ramon to Ramon shuffle the uno deck or everyone will get screwed over and he'll win he sucks.
by Bob685547 March 19, 2022
Get the Ramon shuffle mug.The Calgary Shuffle is a redundant, hazardous, but amusing move when someone changes lanes, usually without indicating, and then changing back to the same lane within a short period for no apparent reason. This also applies to someone who is bad at shuffling cards or when a person backtracks because they were going in the wrong direction or changed their mind such as in a competitive game.
Traffic is crazy today, everyone is doing the Calgary Shuffle.
That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle
I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B
That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle
I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B
by Dracacorpse April 11, 2021
Get the Calgary Shuffle mug.by Thedarklol September 13, 2022
Get the A Shuffle child mug.When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse
"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."
by Teufort2 April 2, 2022
Get the Reverse Cupid Shuffle mug.When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.
Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
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