COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

Background hold

When your having anal and the girl pulls your dick backwards

Hunny stop. You just background hold me

by The man who shagged your nan January 1, 2020

holding up fours

holding up fours means that you are very hot

the person holding up fours over there is hella hot

by so silly0000 August 15, 2022

holding up 4’s

Holding up 4 fingers in a picture means you are voting for me for 2022-2023 Student Leadership.

“Hey guys pose for a picture real quick, but Make sure to be holding up 4’s”

by 09287384 May 2, 2022

hate holds

Less pleasant version of 'love handles'

While Ming the Merciless referred to them as love handles, his concubines felt they were more like hate holds.

by joshofbass October 29, 2011

Hold my fingers

Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.

Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”

Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”

by Itsyouwhome January 24, 2021

Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.

Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.

by anonymous May 15, 2023