Has me dead

When your dead and get killed again

That joke has me dead! Twice!

by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 19, 2019

That Plane Has to Land Sometime

The unaffordable expenses that occur after one arrives at a destination.

A wedding is being planned and the high a maintenance bride who is a stewardess and is reasoning with everyone that she wants the wedding to be in Hawaii. She explains that she can get very low cost flight tickets for everyone. Many in the two families want to go but are not that well off. Someone says "yes, but that plane has to land sometime." That means that the low cost flight tickets are appreciated but the huge expenses start once the plane has landed like taxi cabs or limos, motel rooms in Hawaii, tipping skycaps, cabs, luggage handlers, buying drinks at a renowned resort where prices are inflated, thus the idea of low cost flight tickets is irrelevant.

"That Plane" is a bit of a take on "those plans."

by telltale August 31, 2013

Somebody has to do it

A universally understood phrase pertaining to the termination of the Second Presidency of Donald Trump.

“Hey man, did you hear about the new round of tariffs?”
“Christ, somebody has to do it already…”

by klondikemapping May 16, 2025

Someone that has farton as his or her last name

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.

Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.

by stranger.1 May 23, 2024

You-ha

Old Texas slang for clouds

Look at that you-ha it looks like a dinosaur!!

by February 18, 2021

Ha Tri

You pass a mom like you pass a joint...

We pulled a full Ha Tri with that bitch.

by TreeLover69 January 25, 2021

has no brain and is thick

Logan

logan has no brain and is thick

by jasfdsdaifsdkfs July 29, 2021