Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Me

Said by the man who shows up to collect money from you.

Bill; I had to pay Carmen today. He stopped by to pick up his money.

Steve; Did he say "grease me" when you opened the door?

Bill; He always says that when I gotta pay him.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

Grease Dat Ting

1) To engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, verb form of sex, to smash/pipe/fucc, Grease = verb form of sex, Dat Ting= The Woman of reference

1. Did you grease dat ting last night?

by zaywop1718 August 14, 2016

gransten

a god that comes from mars. he travels on his motorcycle in space.

o look that is gransten in the air

by gusand December 14, 2016

grease vulture

Someone that enjoys licking butt juices after anal sex

Bro! You're totally a grease vulture!

by TBanger69 December 20, 2016

gensburg

If your name is Matthew Daniel Gensburg, you have no friends and will never do anything with his life

Mom to son: don't be A Matt Gensburg

by 21matt2121 January 18, 2017