a buddy that you goon with. At the surface level, it's a male friend that you have over to jerk off and edge to porn for hours with. However, goon buds often develop into much more, with the porn addiction rotting the gooners' brains until they feel the desire to act out the acts they've watched on each other.
I'm having my goon bud over and we're going to goon all night long!
I sat on my goon bud's dick and rode it until it destroyed my brain.
I sat on my goon bud's dick and rode it until it destroyed my brain.
by kcekjm1997 December 17, 2023
French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 11, 2024
by pintail75 March 02, 2018
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
by Curry john stone September 12, 2024
When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.
by TheMysteriousFella May 06, 2024
People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 06, 2015