Double Fucked

When two guys’ dicks are in an asshole of most likely another man

Joe and I double fucked Dave last night.

by The big guy 1 November 25, 2018

Knaggered Fucked

Really fucked up

Government: You owe us money, it’s called taxes

You: How much do I owe you?

Gov: You have to figure that out
You: Can I just pay what I want?
Gov: No, we know exactly how much you owe us but you have to guess that number too
You: What if I get it wrong?
Gov: You go to prison

Me: That’s knaggered fucked

by Zinyak1503 April 17, 2019

barely fucked

Just the tip.

“I have two barely fucked goats.”

“James T had the tip of the dick in the asshole, so he was barely fucked.”

by Oh my gawt! May 8, 2019

Destination Fucked

Basically it’s what happened when a female is on a roof, starts chugging a beer but half way through start htting it’s herself in the chest with the beer and gets it all over, then tried to be cool and go off the roof on a shake board but trips off of it instead and then falls onto the lower level roof and then lays their as a kid flips her off and then you see a big fat pig.

Gone off trail into the jungle while in a tire? Ever hit your cruise boat into a huge crane? Maybe a huge ass wave from the ocean knocked you done. Well you, my dear friend, have then reacted destination fucked.

by Jaclyn101COOL May 27, 2019

Ginger Fucked

when a ginger steals your soul

Tyler Childers ginger fucked me and now I can’t stop listening to folk music.

by Sarahbeehaven September 18, 2019

U fucked up

Say ur srry for fucking up nd drinking a lil more than u should have to ur girl

I'm srry I was a FUCKING DUMB ASS

U fucked up

by Chuck noooris October 20, 2019

Adjuster fucked

When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.

Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.

by Casper70 April 7, 2020