flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.

bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....

by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012

Flash-eyed

The look of shock or curiosity a person (mostly females) gets on their face when exposed to the genitals of one of the opposite. Wide eyed hand covered open mouth, sometimes gasping. The intoxication that feeds exhibitionist.

‘OMG Susie, look at that guy flashing us; I’m so flash-eyed!’… blush

by Uncle Charles 354 January 4, 2014

fashoholic

A person with great style sense that is addicted to fashion.

Did you see her closet?

Yes she is such a fashoholic.

by fashoholica November 10, 2014

flashbang

to have sex at the "speed of light." Almost every time a guy flash bangs a girl, it is known to be a huge disappointment and rumored around the workplace or school for months.

Dude, I was so embarrassed when I flash banged her.
I'll be over in a minute when I'm done flash banging this chick.
How come I always flashbang my girl?
He always flash bangs me!

by Pajamas Jaglimarmo November 16, 2014

Flash wad

A large, impressive roll of paper money with a few hundreds on the outside and lots of singles on the inside. Used by gamblers, grifters and con artists for impressing rubes that you're a whale of a rich guy.

He always walked into a deal with a flash wad, but walked out making a lot of vague promises and leaving as little of it behind as possible.

by Debt Hope December 8, 2014

flash five

Flash five is an elite group of weirdos who skype and are always swag. They are so cool and awesome

Dude 1: did you hear about flash five?

Dude 2: yeah they're so cool!!!

by svatn December 31, 2014

Flash

Fastest man alive.

"Did you see that streak?" "Of course you didn't, that was the Flash."

by Gh0stR4t April 16, 2015