First Baby Daddy Syndrome

also known as FBDS, the guy you screwed around with and had a baby with for the first time, mostly affects young girls from ages 14-19 years old who have kids extremely young and before marriage.

Lindsay: I really might get back with my ex
Bobby: why he's a total douche to you and doesnt even care about lil jonny
Lindsay: because he's my first baby daddy!
Bobby: ah! fuck girl you've got a case of First Baby Daddy Syndrome!

by sexymilfmomma May 8, 2012

sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

sesqui-first great-cousin-pibling

Child of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

First date left cheek sneak

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.

"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"

by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022

half-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.

My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

Had Me In The First Half

When a female has a very attractive face, but her body just ain't it.

Bro that girl had me in the first half, she had a cute face but when I kept swiping through her photos I found out she was fat.

by gator wrangler April 28, 2021

but first let me take a selfie

Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.

Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?

Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?

Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.

by Couldn't find a valid username June 13, 2014