dutch fart

(noun) A fart so bad only dogs can smell it.
"Man Danny dutch farted so hard, good thing i'm not his chihuahua."
by The dutch bagel October 13, 2013
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farting threshold

n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.
Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon
by vicviod March 16, 2015
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Fart in a skillet

Fart in a skillet.
Word Origin: Butte, MT
A very hyper person, bouncing off the walls, stinking up the joint with their annoying behavior. Typically children, not always.
Grandma says, " You kids get outside and get the stink blown off you. You're acting like a fart in a skillet."
by Fraulein1973 October 18, 2021
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runny fart

A fart that sounds like you have shit watery poo into your pants although they remain dry. Almost a shart.
Faz: Fuck me Jamie that sounded like u shit yourself lad!!!!

Jamie: No mate, was just a runny fart!!
by S'portJ November 20, 2013
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kissy fart

When a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. The forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.

Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
I woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney." "Wow, that sounds like a passionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.""I feel bad for being mean to you that night. Thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts."
by menaphilbrax February 24, 2011
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Spider Farts

When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.
"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."
by Your Bum April 17, 2014
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Brisket Fart

Loud, beefy flatulence. May have a slight sound of wet.
I just dropped a brisket fart in the cafeteria line. Check em out down wind.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018
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