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Evan

Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.
Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!

Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!
by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018
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Evan

OMG its evan!hes gonna peg me
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Evan

An Evan is someone who tries their hardest to be different from the majority of the pack and do so in the least sigma manor fathomable.
Yeezus is the best Kanye album, its peak! -what an Evan would say

"Bro your being such an Evan today."
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evan healy

has an rtx 3070
wow you have an rtx 3070 you must be evan healy
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evan is short but mazing and they will one day rule the world
they love animeles with all there harts and cat stpell for the life of them but it realy smart
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by 9uhinjk May 20, 2022
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Evan is a guy who has sex with a lot of beautiful women and is extremely smart
Evan gets all the ladies
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Justin Evans

Justin Evans is the most caring, adorable, loving person ever. He will always be there for you no matter what. He doesn't ever judge you based off what people said about you and always tries to see the best in people. He isn't entitled, stuck up, nor selfish. He treats people around him with nothing but respect and kindness. If you ever meet a Justin Evans don't let them go. He will care so much for you and respect you do much. He will treat you like you are a goddess. By far Justin Evans is the most loveable human being.
You: Are you a angel?
Him: Almost there, im Justin Evans.
by Justin Evans Wife July 19, 2024
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