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Uber Eats

Tonight I’ll be eating …. Faggots
by Tony763 February 5, 2022
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eat a bag

can refer to a bag of dicks (severed human penis)
or a scrotum or a bag of something repulsive such as a body bag or cum filled used condom.

-Draicore
eat a bag : basically dead things that are decomposing (rotting) like the term "FUCK OFF" to have sex with death or "off" things.
by Draicore September 17, 2019
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Eat the sun

When you swallow someone’s jizz who’s diet consists of fireball and eight balls.
“Ew you look like shit what did you do last night?”

“I hung out with Will and I had to eat the sun. It tasted like battery acid.”
by Dragonkum March 6, 2020
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Eats the Toast

When everyone taking place in a circle jerk ejaculates onto a piece of toast that has been placed in the center. The last one to go must eat said piece of toast.

Meant as a sign of longevity.
Julie: "I'm so tired of Adam getting off too quick!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"
by Klapp710 June 6, 2015
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Phone Eating

Putting your phone into your mouth while trying to perform another task.
Kristof, who was almost in an accident, had to eat his phone and turn the wheel sharply to avoid hitting the other driver.

Phone eating is better than putting your cell in your boobs.
by wmspaceman August 2, 2009
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Eating the Rainbow

When you eat skittles out of a girl's Vagina
"Hey Lar, I heard you ate the Rainbow last night" eating the rainbow eat the rainbow
by LarryB2015 June 6, 2015
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eating oranges

Masturbating in a room of 4 people while they are trying to sleep
Sally: "I was eating oranges one time, and my laptop got sticky"

Lydia: "Gross, Sally"
by heytheremrbruce April 5, 2015
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