Red Eagle Politics

A Trump sycophant prominent in Election Twitter. He is consistently wrong and is ridiculed by both ConET and the libs. Has a thinning layer of public hair on his head and the appearance of a cross between a pale Vietnamese grandma and an incel.

Did you see what Red Eagle Politics said about that election? He had a completely wrong prediction!

by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025

Haast eagle

A large prehistoric bird species found in the apollo drive vicinity.

" Holy shit Harley, Thats an extinct Haast Eagle , FUCK "

by Kroc west June 5, 2025

Screeching Eagle

To feel so free you must become balls deep in an american bald eagle

Shoulda been here for the fourth of July man, Bryce went full screeching eagle

by Bryce Thomas June 9, 2025

ill-eagley

In a way that is contrary or forbidden by MAGA law. Particularly in reference to immigration status.

Those Mexicans that make my lawn look so good must have entered into this country ill-eagley. ThEy TooK OuR JoBs iLl-EaGlEy.

by angrysooner July 8, 2025

Sea Eagle

Wanking off a Cliff so that when your ejaculate catches the wind, it takes the form of an eagle.

There’s a nice breeze at this cliff side wedding, should we try a sea eagle?

by Rattattooille July 30, 2025

White Eagle Jones

A white person who has a small percentage of Native American ancestry, generally 1/16 or less.

“Oh wow your great great grandmother was a Cherokee princess? White Eagle Jones over here’”

by Okiemoss October 30, 2025

Freedom Eagle

The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.

“They tried the freedom eagle, he said he would never have sex again.”

by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025