ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.

"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"

by Ellicor September 14, 2019

ding dong

Means your cock is huge.

That guys cock is huge, he is a ding dong

by sufoK December 17, 2022

Ding

Another word for dick

Girl 1"Wow that guy is hot."
Girl 2" He really is! I haven't had any ding in a while, maybe he'll give me some! LOL!"

by Ghost Pepper 30 October 21, 2017

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 30, 2021

Ding-Dong

A Definition Of Your Cock Or Just An Idiot

Ohhhhhhhh Jamie Saw Harry's Ding-Dong

Dude Your Such A Ding-Dong

by dffdgdfgfdfgdg April 5, 2021

Ding

A whip or a car

"You should have seen the way the opps dashed when they saw the ding bro, it was a straight lock off"

by misrag April 13, 2020