Ding suppression

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity

Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"

by PieIDemandPie August 10, 2013

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 30, 2021

ding dangger

the pinnacle of an amazing experience that needs to be expressed. like hitting a nitrous balloon, when your brain is hitting a freighter (metaphorically), and you suddenly have a mindful of blinky toys.

Guy 1:"How was that whip-it bra, fuckin titties or what?"

Guy 2:"It was a fuckin ding dangger, B"

by Dayrock January 1, 2011

Ding-sling

An event or device that causes one to have a euphoric and momentous experience.

Our spa appointment at the Broadmoor resort was a real ding-sling.

by GJ2 July 2, 2021

Ding

Another word for dick

Girl 1"Wow that guy is hot."
Girl 2" He really is! I haven't had any ding in a while, maybe he'll give me some! LOL!"

by Ghost Pepper 30 October 21, 2017

Ding Xuan

She is a crazy woman and has a foot fetish, underwear fetish and likes spanking. She is very fast at running and hurdling and is also gay. She is wild and needs mental help.

John: oh is that ding xuan?
johnny: Yes! beware of her she is crazy bigg butt woman

by brusherrr January 2, 2022

Ding in my Bing

Ding in my Bing is a male stripper who sucks Russian weiners and likes to get pumped. He watches a lot of Tik Tok and smokes weed.

Ding in my Bing said, "yes daddy".

by Ba ba123 November 25, 2021