dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours

I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.

by Yakthis May 01, 2023

cucumber dildo

when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo

Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.

by JustinBieberLover1223 September 22, 2020

Dildo cuckold

a man whose wife prefers a dildo to her husband's penis, thus restricting access to her pussy.

the only way a dildo cuckold husband could fuck his wife was to use a dildo.

by kavreb January 03, 2023

jeoy dildo

Someone who cant get girls so when he does get a girlfriend the relationship only last around 4 weeks, and because he cant girls he let them us him in any way they want

he has been a real jeoy dildo in all his relationships lately

by burrito not taco September 22, 2020

ghost dildo

when you sit down and you feel sudden breeze and vibration in your ass

guy1;ohhhh
guy2:what is it
guy1:i just got ghost dildo
guy2:no way!

by normal brownies November 04, 2022

ghost dildo

when you sit down and there is a sudden breeze and vibration in your ass

guy1:ohhhh
guy2:what is it?
guy1:i just got a ghost dildo
guy2:no way!

by normal brownies November 04, 2022

texas dildo

it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass

texas dildo is your mommas friend

by maddogpussy December 17, 2013