did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.

Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.

by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025

you did what needed to be done

The ultimate compliment which can be bestowed. Most appropriately used when serving looks to legendary children. Popularized by the television series Legendary and used liberally among YouTubers Peter Monn and Munoz (kinda).

Pam: Honey, that look is a ten out of ten.
You did what needed to be done.

by Jmac1020 May 30, 2022

I'm sure you did

Yeah, well...

Hym "I'm sure you did. And, I know. That's clearly the impetus..."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Are did a dumb

Stupid or incompetent. Other meanings include dumb, ignorant.

Y’all both are did a dumb.

by ImAlwaysRightBoi April 29, 2019

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

They DID know about it

They have know about it since 2016 and they are feining ignorance to shield themselves from the consequences of ignoring me while trying to create consequences for the manner in which I have chose to both exercise and reclaim my rights.

Hym "They DID know about it. They were more concerned with thwarting my plan than they were with what is happening TO ME and now they just want to repeat the things I say back to me until they can step me up to take the blame for what they did so they can save their careers. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez knew! Trump knew! Elon Knew! Jordan Peterson knew! Matt Dillahunty knew! Emma Vigeland knew! Kevin Samuels knew! These YouTube lawyers who got on YouTube to mount this obfuscation campaign knew! And they didn't just sit there and listen to everything I said... They tried to hoist me on 'my own petard' to make a point about their own special interests and make me live like this for the rest of my life and when your kids were murdered over it, the shooter was doing nothing more that trying to escape my fate. Which isn't and doesn't need to be set in stone but to which, as a matter of top down decree, they have chosen to condemn. I will not share the blame with. They are the ones in power. I am the one who's rights are being violated. They engineered a thought-punishment for a thought-crime and it got your kids murdered and WHEN IT DID (Which I told them would happen) they tried to pin it on me. YES YOU DID HAVE TO HELP ME THERE. NO YOU DON'T GET TO TELL ME NO. I didn't need to ask. I didn't need to prove anything to you. You just had to do something other than ignore me and cry like a bitch when your decision to join in on the thing that was already happening to me."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

Dean did it

A meme

-I did something wrong-

Teacher: Who broke the window
Me: DEAN DID IT
Dean:-_-

by Anonymous_6_9 May 22, 2019