rip-roaring drunk

so drunk you projectile vomit geysers of pure blood off the front porch every 30 or 40 minutes.

i'm getting rip-roaring drunk tonight!

by tonyfranciozi August 6, 2008

College Drunk

The state of drunkeness which includes at least two of the following: That spinning feeling when you lay down, thinking your car got stolen when actually you parked it somewhere else (thank God - because you should not be driving anyway), drive-by kissing, not caring where you pee or who sees (this is mostly for the girls cuz guys pee wherever anyway), thinking it's a great idea to bare your privates to everyone, breaking or spilling something, eating something unedible

Hey let's go to the homecoming game and get college drunk. Dude, she was totally college drunk at the block party last weekend

by Kristi (aka Charro) October 20, 2008

hump drunk

when you have had such good sex that after it is over you feel drunk with euphoria and are slightly disorientated

chino just finished having an epic sex experience with his girl nelly that he appeared drunk to his buddy frank , frank asked him " whats up man , have you been drinking?" he replied" no bro i'm hump drunk"

by jobens April 28, 2013

punch drunk

Acting giggly and retarded as if you were drunk but its really only because your so damn tired.

"We were punch drunk from staying up so late"

by Kiki February 10, 2004

drunk gurl

1) a crazy bitch that is constantly buzzin
2) mullet
3) one who dates an abusive boyfriend

Is drunk gurl coming tonight to ruin our party again?

by chrislikesboys February 7, 2004

Drunk in charge of social software

To be Drunk in charge Of Social Software; to think that it is a good idea to text,email,IM,blog your mates late at night after a surprise drinking session when it probably isn't.

Still I need a button on my mobile phone which says:

'Caution: Drunk in charge of social software. Do you really want to send that text?.. It's 01:30 am and you have just left a pub after a five hour surprise drink up on an empty tummy, are very over-excited and your friend may think you're a bit weird (again)..'

by Ed Mitchell December 24, 2008

Drunk Jeremy

A person who drinks all available alcohol including the hand sanitizer, spend way too much money, run off with a random girl, pass out, and wake yourself and everyone else up in 3 hours to do it again. The man and legend lives in Orange County, CA

I totally pulled a drunk Jeremy last weekend and now I have a three day hangover. Lets get wasted.

by drunkazz February 27, 2009