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Valley Center

North of Escondido and South of Temecula. There's two main identifiers when talking about the location of your house: either MacTan, or Near The High School. Speaking of the high school, if you live near it then there's nothing interesting to do within 10 miles of your house (not like there's anything interesting here anyways even in the main part). If you want to go anywhere you have to go down "The Grade," which is the nickname for Valley Center Road (not to be confused with Cole Grade Road).Chances are if you're a kid and you moved here with you're family from a city like Escondido , you'll already want to move back. People like to call it a rural town while it's really the suburbs, without an H.O.A. so lot's of people have small farms. THe only interesting thing for kids to do here is wreak havoc on all the old people. If you live here its mandatory to join the Valley Center Friends facebook page and make posts about lost dogs, and complain about everything (especially the 700-something new houses being built). You also have to be very hypocritical to be a true resident here. If you live here you've definitely been in a car accident with a pick up truck either on The Grade or at the Cool Valley/Cole Grade intersection. Lots of people here drive pickup trucks and most of them have a really small penis.
Resident 1 talking to resident 2 who just moved here: "oh so you're new to Valley Center! What part do you live in?"
Resident 2: "Near the high school!"

Friend 1 (who lives in Valley Center, talking to friend 2 who lives in Esco): "Yo I'm coming down to you're place, Valley Center has nothing to do."'
Friend 2: "Aight just don't get in an accident coming down the grade."

Hypocrite: "Oh my god I hate driving down the grade to get groceries. But that new Vons they're building here is absolutely evil, im going to protest it on facebook.
by VCh8 November 27, 2019
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music and arts center

the most ghastly and unprofessional retail store ever created, besides guitar center. also, the worst place to work. ever. only for nerds and sloppy musicians.
-yo, i need to get some saxophone reeds.
-yeah, i'm going to music and arts center.
-wtf dude, they're all nerds and sloppy musicians there.
-yeah, you're right. let's hit up sam ash.
by bagsof_juice March 27, 2009
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coated

to describe the looks of a hot, beautiful female, to say she is "coated" is to say she is pretty, as such
man, you see her, she be all coated
by baybee gurl May 29, 2004
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asian peeing contests

Dad: Lets go watch some asian women with low self-esteem pee really far!
kids: Yay!!!
Mom: I love asian peeing contests.
Dad: NO FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE LOVES IT!!
(Dad mercilessly beats Mom)
fuck you
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Pueblo Centennial High School

This is the least ghetto school in Pueblo. The students have at least a little respect. Centennial has the famous Bell(: Our mascot is a Bulldog!! The football team and boys and girls soccer are great as well as boys and girls swimming and track. The cheerleaders are extremly dedicated, as are dancers. Other sports include wrestling, B&G B-ball, softball, baseball, etc. We don't offer lacrosse or hockey, but students are allowed to participate in those sports via PWHS and PCHS. Forensics (or speech and debate), DECA, NHS, FBLA, etc.
Bell rings red!!

I'm proud to be a Centennial Bulldog!

Pueblo Centennial High School is the best.
by BellRingsRed May 31, 2011
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dick measuring contest

p friendly competition where guys display their pride to answer the question of, "Whose is bigger?" Not only more fair, but more fun, when judged by impartial female referees. especially when they take a "hand's on" approach to the judging.
The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.
by Charles LeChauve December 13, 2008
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guitar center

A place where you might go to buy music equipment and have some jerkoff call you "Boss" (and other things) one too many times after you bought your stuff. Thus making you want to grab a guitar and ram it down the punk's throat. And then save what's left of the guitar for the guy up front who checks your bag best-buy-style.
Guitar Center Quotes: "What's HAPPENING there BOSS?"
by Jazgul March 23, 2008
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