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Coffee down the pants

Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony
Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.
by Homosexuasaurus November 2, 2019
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Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee
“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee
by IBS warrior July 13, 2021
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Belgium Coffee Maker

When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.
I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.
by GabeRose May 31, 2021
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Coffee (AKA Kris)

A very underrated infamous artist. Known as Coffee on some social medias. She draws comics, OCS, and fanart.

Fan of South Park, Deltarune, Nekopara, and Sir Pelo's "Spooky month".

She does various types of artwork like 3D modeling, traditional art, and digital art.

Despite fan theory, Kris is NOT named after the main character in Toby Fox's game "Deltarune".
Coffee has many pets, her most popular pet is a rabbit named "Chara" named after the antagonist in the game "Undertale".

Kris has a twitter account named Coffeethefurbal.

Kris is also a fur suit maker. They have created a fursuit of their fursona "Coffee". Which is where they get their name from.
Someone: WOAH! Is that the artwork of Coffee (AKA Kris)? I gotta follow them!
by Normaneatssalt November 24, 2021
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i hate coffee

things people say when they prefer water, or tea, or MILK
"I HATE COFFEE."
"ok."
by Koiiio May 22, 2023
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top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish
by Irish german February 15, 2022
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