chris weese

a guy that says "das gwazy" a little too often
chris weese says some random memes.

for example:
"BEANS!"
"das gwazy"
"heheheh"
by ghouljam January 04, 2023
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Chris Brown

A exceedingly talented man with a messed up childhood who often comes across as a abuser. A person whose side of the story is never heard. And also a great example of why people are remembered only for their mistakes and not for the other marvellous things they've done or their talent. Basically treated like $hit.
Why are people so rude to him? He was just a young boy when he did that...

Yea guess what? His life got Chris Brown'd
by OlafIsmySpiritanimal November 23, 2021
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chris canet

one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. he is cocky, but has a right to be. he's athletic, smart, HOT AF, and not to mention loaded. while he can be socially awkward and has trouble with girls, he has a great heart. His cluelessness makes him seem even cuter. Chris Canet is altogether a great guy who suffers socially.

xoxo every New Canaan girl ever
That guys kind of awk but he's such a Chris Canet.
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chris moscato

Chris moscato king of the sloths, and fire king.
by Fireking1 November 28, 2013
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Crazy Chris

Somebody that will fuck you up for running your mouth. A kid who gets back at anyone that ever fucked with him or disrespected him in life.

Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.

He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.

Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.
Crazy Chris bit a hole in somebody’s face and spit the skin in an ashtray. He got sick of outdated food being sold at the store because he knew people weren’t doing a good job so he brought back some moldy buns after filling the bag with dog shit. Crazy Chris is Legend
by TwiztedSnowman September 27, 2022
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Chris Mik

A Chris Mik is that one parent or family member of your friend which they constantly denies doesn't do anything wrong or immoral despite how shady or abusive they look.
Oh Tyson's dad is such a Chris Mik, you seen all those empty cans of VB outside their house?
by CharlieCharlotte360 March 24, 2019
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joe chris

verb. When your parents make you take a home drug screening and you put warm water and yellow marker ink to make it look like piss
Mike: Hey dude what are you going to do your parents are going to make you take a drug test
Alex: ill just do the joe Chris

mike: whats the joe Chris
Alex: it's when put warm water and yellow marker in the piss bottle
by west essex July 28, 2014
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