Cheeks

To describe something that is ass bro.

Our lawyer Peter is cheeks because he doesn’t give a fuck about answering our questions.

by Peter10Diks July 24, 2024

The Two Cheek Slide

How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.

If I didn’t do the two cheek slide I would have shit my pants for sure!

by magicjesse February 3, 2023

deep cheek

When a man’s penis is only long enough to reach the inner cheeks during oral sex.

Alternative to deep throating.

Lo: “He was too small to reach my throat.”
Kat: “So you just deep cheeked him?”

by garbagekat November 14, 2017

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Cheek wanking

When you pull the skin on your cheeks and let go so it make a weird nose

Person one: stop cheek wanking its weird
Person 2: *does it again*

by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

cheeks

you cant get any ofnthese unlike other people

I clap your moms cheeks

by basjkd March 1, 2022

Trench Cheeks

When you create liquid in you trousers

Winston: I need the toilet
Man: why?
Winston: I gave myself trench cheeks

by Swaggilicious99 June 12, 2021