by dirty q tip March 16, 2009
During a threesome (with two guys and a girl.. or three guys..... but seriously two guys and a girl), two males stop their motions, yell out "Chinese fire drill!" then proceed to jog around in a circle three times. After this, the two males swap positions and continue on, after a high five of course.
Jimmy and bobby where happily pig roasting Jane, when Jimmy suddenly shouts "Chinese fire drill!". Both Jimmy and bobby stop what they are doing immediately and run in circles around Jane three times. After this is completed, Jimmy and bobby swap positions and give each other a high five in successful completion of the Chinese fire drill.
by malcky December 05, 2011
Anglo Chinese School is a affluent and premier school in its country. Everyone in the school is thought as rich people, but in fact half of the school is of the average social class and the other is busy listening to their rich parents.
by Ohcomeonnonames June 23, 2011
Something I thought was bullshit when I was a kid, but winds up making China the biggest star among all nations in the last 30 years and will possibly continue to drive China to an even brighter future.
- Why did all socialist countries fail but China?
- Because China was not practicing socialism, but Socialism with Chinese Characteristics.
- Because China was not practicing socialism, but Socialism with Chinese Characteristics.
by IdolWaiter May 29, 2020
It is a Chinese Chin person that jumps up and down like a monkey when he sees a bargain or knows he's getting his money's worth. He's also VERY spend thrifty and will only spend $ when he has to. A Cheap Chinese Bastard's favorite line is..."DAMN CHINA MAN SPECIAL"!!
by Bobby80884 April 11, 2008
This is the chinese version of the original Zampa action. The slight difference is for those chinese who can't speak italian in the perfect way it is needed, in order to perform an original Zampa. Therefore, despite the fact that the cheesy italian accent is undoable, one could choose to say the exact same phrase: "I will kill you with MY cock", while pinching a girl on her nose, when she is giving you head - in a chinese accent instead. A chinese accent in this case is every kind of action that would be related to something that is asian, even fake westernized chinese accent that you could see in early hollywood movies. This means that everybody could perform a rather perfect chinese Zampa.
-How was last night?
-Great, I gave a girl some chinese Zampas
-Some?
-Yeah, she couldn't understand what I said the first time, so I kept on until I found a great chinese accent and she got it.
-Great, I gave a girl some chinese Zampas
-Some?
-Yeah, she couldn't understand what I said the first time, so I kept on until I found a great chinese accent and she got it.
by Chinese Zampa February 22, 2010
The sexual act of receiving a lumpkin (a man receiving oral sex while defecating) from a Chinese women while ALSO eating from a plate of Chinese (or any Asian food, preferably of the woman's ethnic origin) food balanced precariously upon her head.this shows control and good tequnique on the side of the woman proving smooth delivery of the act.
Jake: Dude i heard that Alex got a Chinese egg roll at Bee's buffet the other day.
Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.
Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.
Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!
Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.
Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.
Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!
by sexual dievient. April 22, 2009