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adori-bro 

when a bro-mance is simply adorable
Bro 1: Alright, dude, see you tomorrow
Bro 2: Yeah. Bye, man
Bro 1: Love you, bro
Bro 2: Love you too *hugs*
Girl: You two are adori-bro
adori-bro by oliviariley2628 November 5, 2012

Bro-sprawl 

The act of unnecessarily taking up as much space as possible with one's body. This is often performed in public places and is done despite the seeming discomfort of the position. Usual variations include wide-spread legs, and a leaned-back, nearly reclining, posture with arms outstretched, possibly resting on nearby objects or people. This pose is most-commonly assumed by those known as "bros," who can be identified by satorial markers such as polo shirts, popped collars, pastel colors, and flip flops or other forms of boat shoes. If bro-sprawl is performed outdoors, a baseball cap and beer in a plastic cup are also likely to be involved.
"There were no seats on the train because some guy was bro-sprawling all over the place."
"Hey man, your bro-sprawl is so epic you take up at least three desks in lecture class."
Bro-sprawl by Unheimliche April 20, 2013

Bro Muffs 

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.
" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"
Bro Muffs by MGJuhasz May 29, 2013

Bro-tension 

Bro-tension is a social phenomenon that occurs when two bros interact, but one or both are mad or bitter about the past (usually about another bro), resulting in passive-aggressive behavior. While hugging it out could relieve the bro-tension, it usually never happens.
"Dude, whats going on between Dwight and Antonio? They don't really talk to each other anymore."

"I dunno, man. They've been fighting about which one of them is Kevin's true best friend."

"Ahh, its that bro-tension."
Bro-tension by BroScience December 3, 2013

breeder bro 

A masculine straight man who is accepted by the gay community as one of their own. He's comfortable with his sexuality, hangs out and/or works at gay bars and clubs, and isn't afraid to let his fem side show (I.E. Bye Felicia!). He's usually the first one to stand up and defend or protect his gay friends. And he's proud to call himself a LGBTQ ally.

*written by 'The Wrong Demographic'
"Hey, have you met my new Breeder Bro? He's great!"

bro steam 

When it's so hot that when you cum on someone it evaporates, creating steam.
Jack WAAALSH: I totally bro steamed that black girl last night.
bro steam by Titlover1812 June 9, 2014