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Homie Boner

A boner or erection you would have if you weren't homies. It can also be used by females to compliment another female.
Sarina: I'm naked and about to get in the bath.
MayMay: I just got a homie boner.

Sarina: *wearing a new dress* What do you think of this dress?
MayMay: Girl! It's giving me a homie boner.
by MayMay420 August 7, 2014
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Questionable boner

An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy

Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on
"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"

Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"

Jon-"ew that's disgusting"

Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"

Jon-"o_O"
by sexy'o'sulivan October 4, 2011
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throner boner

A figuritive expression of phallic pleasure, resulting from the watching of Game of Thrones.

also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.
'what are you doing sunday night?'

"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'

'Did you see last weeks' episode?'

"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"
by BuffaloGal87 January 10, 2015
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Kiddie Boner

What a male person gets when they experience something that excites them a little bit.
Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!

Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.
by theindiearmy August 13, 2011
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E-Boner

Also referred to as an Electronic-Boner. This occurs when an individual(s) finds out that a Female is on his team in an online video game. Most common among ages 12-17.
Dude when I found out that xXsweetgirlXx was actually a girl I got an E-Boner, her voice was so hot.
by ThatOneGuy92 November 5, 2010
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toe boner

Where your toe cramps up and gets hard
My toe just got a toe boner and it hurts!
by Fancygirl1234 June 9, 2016
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pupil boner

When the human pupil is traumatically stimulated it can over dilate & lightly puncture the sclera membrane (the puncture is boner-like in appearance). Only occurs when looking at real and spectacular pillows with remarkably symmetrical nipples
Lew: I got a migraine headache from the pupil boner Jackie's tits gave me.
by MPT 69 February 5, 2021
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