Brittany: 'Do you want to go on a bike ride today?"
Me: "No, I have a huge boner bruise from last night."
Me: "No, I have a huge boner bruise from last night."
by britkav July 14, 2012
by JesusK5609 March 28, 2016
by Fancygirl1234 June 10, 2016
An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy
Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on
Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on
"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"
Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"
Jon-"ew that's disgusting"
Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"
Jon-"o_O"
Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"
Jon-"ew that's disgusting"
Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"
Jon-"o_O"
by sexy'o'sulivan October 04, 2011
It's like an affection erection.
On your heart.
But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.
And it effects your heart and your mind.
*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.
On your heart.
But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.
And it effects your heart and your mind.
*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.
A.J: Dude I'm getting a music boner listening to all this music porn!
Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.
Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.
by mayhem_kidd February 03, 2014
(n) a gift or reward for watching porn; specifically pertaining to the act of watching an adult web cam show and receiving compensation for your time.
(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus
(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus
Terry: "Why do you watch adult cam shows?"
Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."
Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."
Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."
Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."
by FreddyCask April 25, 2011
When the human pupil is traumatically stimulated it can over dilate & lightly puncture the sclera membrane (the puncture is boner-like in appearance). Only occurs when looking at real and spectacular pillows with remarkably symmetrical nipples
by MPT 69 February 06, 2021