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Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.
Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021
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blind sniper

Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face
It’s well known that I’m the best damn blind sniper the country has ever seen (pun intended)
by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019
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Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what
Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017
mugGet the Mommy Blindnessmug.

blind past

A past with can't been unseen
I been always thinking about my blind past
by Mr big balls min lee January 13, 2022
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Blind lizard

A chick who is fucking one of the duck hunters in the duck blind
Sally is a blind lizard yea she fucks Matt because he's a duck hunter
by Matterlizard September 14, 2025
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garbage blindness

Sudden loss of vision when the garbage can is full and needs emptied. Popular among lazy roommates and family members.
It's Tom's job to take out the garbage, but due to his garbage blindness, I had to do it myself.
by jpraxis December 2, 2010
mugGet the garbage blindnessmug.

blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"
Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"
by johnydelux1 May 20, 2018
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