blind bitch

A blind bitch is a person who doesn't see things mentally.

Note:
This has nothing to do with your actual vision ~(20/20)~

"Dan Howell is a blind bitch, he couldn't see that Phil Lester had a thing for him."
"Robert Downey is such blind bitch, Tom Holland should find someone who knows how to flirt"

by ToastedNuggets June 4, 2018

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Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

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blind sniper

Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face

It’s well known that I’m the best damn blind sniper the country has ever seen (pun intended)

by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019

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Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.

— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!

by Mnemotechnician August 9, 2023

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