by MorgannaNight May 29, 2020
*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
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Alternatives also include: "Beta O'Dork" (the guy seriously looks like a string bean) and "Beano O'Rourko" (when the congressmen addresses his only probable constituents).
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Tammy: I'm honestly shocked and surprised. That's why I will be voting for Bite O' Pulled Pork this year!
Tammy: I'm honestly shocked and surprised. That's why I will be voting for Bite O' Pulled Pork this year!
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