better tim

Better Tim is a clone of Tim, made by the cloning device Tim built in the future, which was accessed through the time machine Better Tim built. And he's better than Tim. In pretty much every way.

-Hey who's that?
That's Better Tim
-Better?
Yeah better
--In pretty much every way
Totally, PLUM ME
--'bleurg"

by Better Tim November 27, 2013

betterment

To know that you are better than what you currently are being.

Be betterment.

by PineappleJuice February 25, 2015

Meter Beater

An internet multiplayer gamer obsessed with individual performance in group based activities to the exclusion of the overall objective. A player who is so consumed with individual performance excellence in groups, they appear to receive sexual gratification from it.

I am more interested in helping the raid be successful than being a meter beater.

by Krazax April 2, 2009

Can beater

Insult that is judged onto a cheap/hustling person who picks up crushed and used alumium soda cans, then turns them in for loose change. They can gain only 5 cents for each can, but this jobless loser takes it to veiw it as being worth $10 when it's only 10 cents. Usually they are strung-out and uneducated deadbeats spending nickels.

Don't throw those cans in the trash, kiddies. Mr. Can beater coming to collect em'.

by Lynnj85 July 28, 2010

wife beater man

the redneck you call when you are to pussy to beat your wife yourself.

did you hear jason called wife beater man, his wife got beat

by wife beater man November 30, 2021

Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red

Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.

example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(

by Emmaisabetternamethankendall May 16, 2013

beater bitch

A scuzzy, ugly, worthless and supremely stupid woman that's not worth two seconds' care or consideration. --Like a beater car.

I've got a beater bitch up in Mount Vernon. She's so bad that I wouldn't take to a shit-fight if I had first throw and could use her as ammunition.

by Bloodystocking January 4, 2009