zoo biscuits

Mother in law phones bank looking for Zoo Biscuits, Bank person asks how many would she like to buy.
by MysticCHicken October 11, 2018
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BISCUIT CAN

A girl or woman who wears clothes way too tight for her body. So when she unzips her pants or unbuttons her shirt her body goes POOF!! like a can of biscuits.
Jeff: Hey I saw you took that girl home last night, how was that?
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!
by jasonmaples1 January 04, 2012
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jizz biscuit

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.
"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.
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Cunt biscuit

A derogatory term for a abrasive and rude person of the female gender
"God what is Sarah's deal she always acts like a complete cunt biscuit when she comes over"
by Mtg187 August 26, 2017
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Lunar Biscuit

I was just about to pull my underwear up when some one walked in and startled me so bad that I had a lunar Biscuit.
by Boyd Crowder 69 April 16, 2019
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