Bird's-eye Mum

Raising bird's-eye daughters and bird's-eye sons. Has dirty skirting boards, dirty oven and dirty fridge, no long green beens on the hob just beans.

15 minute meals, smiley faces, spaghetti hoops and chicken dippers.

She's a bird's-eye mum bro

by CouncilEstateSlang February 18, 2026

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Bird Baptism

You fucked something questionable Saturday night, so you get to church early Sunday morning and dip your bird in the Baptism bowl.

I think Stacy had the clap, so I did a Bird Baptism the next day.

by EmilyReiser February 23, 2026

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Bird Dog

When a stripper puts a dollar bill over her vagina and then proceeds to propel said dollar bill into the air via queef.

Yo give me a dollar bill, I’m gonna ask the stripper to bird dog!

by Lenny3 February 28, 2026

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Bird Law

A fly-by-night law put in place to target an issue, usually not well thought out and breaking many laws in the first place. i.e. Manchester,NH just enacted a law making it illegal to have a shopping cart in public spaces ( targeting the homeless) and anybody bringing their cart out to their car at a store, technically.

Instead of trying to house the homeless they enacted some Bird law which puts anybody at risk who uses a shopping cart not just the homeless.

by Ben0Fishel February 11, 2025

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Bird Control

Bird control or bird abatement involves the methods to eliminate or deter pest birds from landing, roosting and nesting.

It can also mean birth control according to "The Angry Birds Movie (2016)".

Red: "Sees a parent with a troop of hatchlings"

Red: Hey, Ever heard of Bird Control?

by FusedZamae March 6, 2025

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