Free Willie

To have sex without a condom

"Thou other day Thine havist participated in fornication Joselean"
"Did thoust go Free Willie?"
"Indeed thine did"

by Dr. Prof. Tall Hat, MD. January 30, 2012

willy nilly

impotent

Julie told Nickie that her boyfriend Danny was "willy nilly". and couldnt get hard.

by da Wordman October 30, 2003

Wet Willie

A joke some people play at parties. It consists of poking your finger first into your own mouth and then into your "friend"'s ear. It was originated on the "SpongeBob SquarePants" cartoon show. SpongeBob played it on Patrick Star.

Patrick: "Did you stick your tongue in my ear, SpongeBob?"

SpongeBob: "No, Patrick--I gave you a Wet Willie!"

Patrick: "Oh, okay. I thought you were doing something gross!"

by Rank Frank March 28, 2012

willy nilly

Willy nilly = perforce = involuntarily inevitable = of necessity

After making that public statement, Boris was driven willy-nilly to support of the candidate.

by 86podpeople October 21, 2003

Willy bow

The act of tying your Willy in to a bow. Only a talented elite can perform such an act.

Guy: Look at my Willy Bow!
Girl: That is not a Willy bow. Only a talented elite can perform such an act.
Guy: Hey, shut up!

by Big hungry troll December 9, 2008

workforce willy

A condition in which a person experiences a physical and/or visceral surge of emotion; elevating them to peak at the highest sensation possible because they have been given a little bit of responsibility and power over others

Bethany felt her workforce willy engorge as her boss asked her to gather everyone for a meeting.

by Davenport January 10, 2017

willie tello

a guy who says dope too much,crazy, exiting guy to be with

Willie Tello is is great guy to be with

by Girlwhofriendisjasmine March 13, 2017