Scandinavian Straight

A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.

Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!

by tonypulis08 June 16, 2018

super straight

a sexuality where people have shrimpy cocks

PERSON 1: "He is super straight 🙄"
PERSON 2: "Is it small too🍤?"

by heymamasakamilfs April 4, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality made up online by conservatives, claiming they refuse to date a transgender person.

My dad claims “super straight” is a real thing, but he just hates trans people for some reason.

by i question life daily May 27, 2022

Super Straight

One who is attracted to the opposite biological sex, obviously excluding disgusting trans people.
The Super Straight flag, 🟧⬛️, comes from the colors of Pornhub.com

Male (XY) attracted to Female (XX)
Or
Female (XX) attracted to Male (XY)

Jeff: Hey, do you like girls

Alex: Yes

Jeff: What about trans girls

Alex: I am only attracted to Women who are born with XX chromosomes and who I am physically, sexually, emotionally, or aesthetically attracted to.

Jeff: Isn’t that transphobic?

Alex: No, I have no problem with Trans people, I just identify as super straight and am only attracted to people born as the opposite sex.

by TrueDefinitions21 September 12, 2023

Straight-attracted

When you're just a bro who can admire other good looking bros.

"Hey bro, you look hot in those jeans"
"Aww, thanks bro, that shirt suits your abs"
"I'm straight-attracted to you, bro"
"You too, bro"

by LeeAgAy September 3, 2019

STRAIGHT DICKAGE

To just viciously beat someone up

I was playing yima in basketball and i was giving him Straight Dickage

by notmob August 27, 2023

straight nation

a group of queers who made a Minecraft nation to act more straight when they are in the closet

the straight nation is a group of faggots

by leafle December 6, 2021