mom: hi sweetie
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds
mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez
me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds
mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez
me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol
by mypussaytasteslikepepsicola July 14, 2021
Get the covid 21mug. When a group of 2 or more individual hang out together that are not part of the same household.
The government does not allow you to be with people that are not part of your household. So therefore if you hang out with anyone you have a chance of spreading covid-19.
The government does not allow you to be with people that are not part of your household. So therefore if you hang out with anyone you have a chance of spreading covid-19.
by Hagheyy March 1, 2021
Get the Covid partymug. Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis
by MamaRiosNJ January 19, 2022
Get the COVID-Dickmug. A bar where there are many people passing covid among themselves, total disregard to CDC guidelines..
by Scarred & Tatted December 11, 2020
Get the Covid holemug. Covid-19 effect is when a pandemic breaks out and a lot of people doesn't seem to understand that we need to quarantine ourselves for the pandemic to blow over and for life to get back to normal.
guy 1: do you remember 2020?
guy 2: yeah that year had such a Covid-19 effect.
guy 1: a lot of idiots didn't seem to understand we had to distance ourselves for the virus to die.
guy 2: Crazy...
guy 2: yeah that year had such a Covid-19 effect.
guy 1: a lot of idiots didn't seem to understand we had to distance ourselves for the virus to die.
guy 2: Crazy...
by Bee_Softy May 18, 2020
Get the covid-19 effectmug. the conditions/injuries experienced by bats in the cave they share with coronaviruses (located in 2013 by Wuhan virologists).
The coronaviruses were only indirectly the distal cause of the bats' injuries - the direct proximate cause was the swabs collected by anal probe.
In 2018 the virologists confirmed they'd located the origin of the coronavirus responsible for the '03 SARS outbreak. The Wuhan virologists warned the entire world in 2018.
The coronaviruses were only indirectly the distal cause of the bats' injuries - the direct proximate cause was the swabs collected by anal probe.
In 2018 the virologists confirmed they'd located the origin of the coronavirus responsible for the '03 SARS outbreak. The Wuhan virologists warned the entire world in 2018.
Covid-👽 only occurs in anal probed bats, in the Yunnan cave.
Deep inside where the bats nest, the cave's climate never changes.
Always cool and dry - so the virus' buttery bilipid envelope protecting it remains stable and firm and safe just in case you you wondered why Epstein didn't kill himself. The 'rona is a massively robust, ever-quasi-evolving viral population.
Deep inside where the bats nest, the cave's climate never changes.
Always cool and dry - so the virus' buttery bilipid envelope protecting it remains stable and firm and safe just in case you you wondered why Epstein didn't kill himself. The 'rona is a massively robust, ever-quasi-evolving viral population.
by nottherealCharlesLieber April 9, 2021
Get the Covid-👽mug. by King_crewz August 15, 2021
Get the Symptoms of COVIDmug.